A short conversation...
He: Why you guyz are hesitant to learn our national language, Hindi?
Me: Sorry we cannot help out, that's problem with the government..
He: Hmm, looks like TN Govt has to take some initiatives on this front...
Me: Hey, I meant the Central govt which has declared Hindi as National language,
instead of Tamizh..
He: ?!?!
Me: Udal mannukku uyuil Tamizhukku...
Note: Me is not me.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Sunday, May 07, 2006
if (nxtCM == Mr.V)
Tomorrow is election in TN. DMKs are keeping their fingers crossed for something good to happen, this time. Some new parties are emerged in this election. One such political party is under the leadership of Mr.V. People are thinking that he can do many good things to TN. But, IMHO, it will be difficult for him to form a corruption and a successful government. The reason is, DMDK is formed with support of many other minority groups, and for sanctioning something good, he has to get approval from everyone. He cannot form a government better than MKs. (some parties like Lok paritan which is not made from minority and other coalition supports, can definitely make a difference).
Anyways, on a lighter side I could see many a good things will happen if Mr.V becomes CM of TN. (please read it UnSeriously ;-) ).
a) the first thing he will do after becoming CM is, he will go to Pakistan border, and will talk to Paki militants for ten minutes. Every ten minutes from then every militant will start supporting Indianisms.
b) On the way from Kashmir, he will go to Delhi parliament for a Talk with our PM. Mr.V will talk in Tamil only, fortunately APJ will be available for translation. And also, APJ will clarify Mr.V that Tamil is not our national language.
c) will bring Top vidum potti (athaan pambaram) in Olympics. Starring Mr.V jointly with Suganya will represent India.
d) Once in a year, he will take a day off and will go to US for helping NASA engineers. (Note: Even there he will talk in tamil with NASA engineers and of course they will learn Tamil in 24 seconds).
e) For the next 5 years, there will be un-interrupted power supply to whole TN (Narashimha watchers can understand this).
f) High courtle enna judge vanthalum theerpu solrathu namma Mr.V ya thaan irukkum.
g) Last but not the least, we will not get his movies for next 5 years, happaadaa.
I'm afraid that he may say, "tamillae enakku pidikkathae orae vaartha "arasiyal" thaanda, ngggu" after the results.
Anyways, my support is for Amma. Mithavanga ellam chumma.
I am sure that my last two statements will determine the fate of TN for the next 5 yrs.
Anyways, on a lighter side I could see many a good things will happen if Mr.V becomes CM of TN. (please read it UnSeriously ;-) ).
a) the first thing he will do after becoming CM is, he will go to Pakistan border, and will talk to Paki militants for ten minutes. Every ten minutes from then every militant will start supporting Indianisms.
b) On the way from Kashmir, he will go to Delhi parliament for a Talk with our PM. Mr.V will talk in Tamil only, fortunately APJ will be available for translation. And also, APJ will clarify Mr.V that Tamil is not our national language.
c) will bring Top vidum potti (athaan pambaram) in Olympics. Starring Mr.V jointly with Suganya will represent India.
d) Once in a year, he will take a day off and will go to US for helping NASA engineers. (Note: Even there he will talk in tamil with NASA engineers and of course they will learn Tamil in 24 seconds).
e) For the next 5 years, there will be un-interrupted power supply to whole TN (Narashimha watchers can understand this).
f) High courtle enna judge vanthalum theerpu solrathu namma Mr.V ya thaan irukkum.
g) Last but not the least, we will not get his movies for next 5 years, happaadaa.
I'm afraid that he may say, "tamillae enakku pidikkathae orae vaartha "arasiyal" thaanda, ngggu" after the results.
Anyways, my support is for Amma. Mithavanga ellam chumma.
I am sure that my last two statements will determine the fate of TN for the next 5 yrs.
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