Stuck in infinite loop!

Recently I read on Dhirubhai ambani's Orbit theory, which impressed me very much.
(Yes, you guessed it right, this article about his theory).

Being a soft(ware) engineer, I would like to represent his theory using the following simple C code, and here you go.

while (level) {

if (condition) {
continue;
}

level = level->next;
}

everyone have their own definition of "level", and "condition". "orbit" is the definition given by Ambani for "level".

Phoolwala - On valentines day

(Note, I have not mentioned about this in valentine's day post).

11:30 AM. A office boy came to my desk and asked me whether I am Krishna. He said I go a phone in the next room. I went there, and attended the call. here is the conversation:

Me: Hello

She: Sir, this is XYZ calling from phoolwala.com. and we have to send you a bouquet.

Me: what?? (I showed as if I am surprised, though I was expecting many bouquets on a Valentine day ;-) )...

She: yes, sir. anyone can send any bouquets to any one through phoolwala.com, and someone has sent it for you...

Me: Ok, what should I do?

She: you give us your phone number, we will send SMS message and you confirm.

Me: (I gave my number without second thought...) and she hung up..

I was thinking who could that be... I told to my friend Mr.J, about this and we was surprised too..we came up with some theories, but no luck, not able to gues who has sent me a bouqet...

after 30 minutes, I got a call.

She: (a different She), sir this ABC calling from a consulting firm? would you be interested in.....?

Hmm, I said no and hung up. appuram thaan realize pannaen, how the phoolwala made me a fool wala..

Disbelievers

Theism - The art of Disbelieving in the Inexistence of god,
Atheism - The art of Disbelieving in the Existence of god.

Oh my god, this planet is full of disbelievers...

Smart workers

I found the following statement in a UML book and it is simply good.

Cats are smater than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez.

And it motivates smart workers like me ;-)...

MOTD

Management expects consistent performance from Engineers,
Engineers expects consistent recognition from Management,
And both never worked together.

[ey dandanakka danakkunakkaaa ;-) ]

ஒரு கவிதை...

After a long time, I tried a kavithat in tamil.. here is the result:...

மாலை நேரம்
சாலை ஓரம்
விடைப்பெற்றது சிவப்பு நிலா
நாளை வருகிறேன் என்று....

August 26, 2005, Bangalore.

I was in chennai, with my parents. I was shocked to hear the news when my roomie called from bangalore.. my head was spinning, and I started to bangalore along with another friend. after couple of calls, we changed our path and ended up at Salem, instead of bangalore..

It was the demise of my beloved friend who met with accident at inner ring road. Being an excellent driver, a man with great reflex, the accident still remains a mystery for us. The one who admitted to hospital, also disappeared and not able to track.

He has been my inspiration right from my college days. He is the one who taught me programming, taught me histories, taught me philosphies, etc, and the list is long.

2005 is a black year in my life, missed my grandpa and him, both of them being my role models... Though I dont believe in souls and re-birth, sometimes I feel that the concept of souls should be true, and they should appear in my life, at some point..

Robert frost quotes | more

came across some quotes from robert frost...

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/robert_frost.html

and excerpts from the above link:

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. (though this is not applicable to S/W industry ;-) )..

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

1998, August, Electric train - Singara Chennai

After making a decent score in higher secondary, I secured a seat in a college in chennai. August, 1998, was the first days of my college life. I think it was third weekend, on which I planned to meet my cousin sister at Minjur. (sub-urban areas of chennai). Now, minjur has become famous after ghaana ulaganathan used it in his song (manapponnu vizhangu meenu minjooru thaanungo...). My cousin said there are periodic trains from chennai central and I can catch one of those and get down at minjur which is 45 mins from chennai central.

Since I did not know much about chennai, those days, I tried to explore by taking longest path from the college. and the path went like this...

Caught a bus at Gandhi mandapam at Guindy and got down at Karunanidhi arch in saidapet.

Went to Saidapet railway station for a train to Park (chennai central). After waiting for few mins, a train to beech arrived. Before that, I asked four or five people which train should I catch.. the answer was same, "beech pora train...". The Train was very much crowded, and enough crowd at the station to make my journey a horrible one.. atlast, I managed to find a coach which was less crowded. And the train started immediately after I entered the coach... After the train started I felt some un-easiness and looked at the other passengers in the coach. Oh Man, all were ladies and women.. A gentle lady near me told its a ladies coach. Hmm, it is a news for me, I never knew electric trains have reservations for ladies. She recommended to get down at next station and change the coach. I agreed (in fact, I have to).

Mambalam station: My parents were advicing me to be careful with electric trains, since it stops only for few seconds and it moves fast. As soon as the train reached the next station, Mambalam, I got out of the ladies coach and get into the next one. And the train started immediately.. Again a surprise, the coach was very less crowded, and I thought everyone got down at Mambalam. There was one guy smoking, inspite of some warning boards there.

Nungambakkam: Some ticket checker got into the coach and started checking the tickets, while the train was heading towards Egmore. I showed my ticket. He said this coach is a first class, and my second class ticket is good for nothing, here. It was a painful surprise for me... He caught the other guy also, who was finishing up the last puff of his cigarette. I was calculating how much I have in my purse, some fifties... got some unnecessary imagination of counting Kambiis in jail...

Chetpet: First, the checker was asking the other guy to pay the fine. The other guy said, he know some commisioner etc..(in vivek's style).. but nothing worked out for him. Atlast he paid the fine and the checker turned back to me... I said, "Sir, I new to this city.. first time electric train, study in college..." was olarifying a lot with my arai-kurai english and I showed my ID card. Dont know what he thought, but he relieved me without asking for the fine.. and I took the next train for Park, of course, this time in the right coach.

Park: got down at park, in fact, 3/4 th of the train got down.. I have seen central station only few times (when I went to Hyderabad during my skool dayz), and also in some tamil movies (wheneve the director wants to show Chennai).. After couple of enquires I crossed the subway and went to the central r/w station. Not able to locate trains to Minjur.. later someone told it is the next building, where sub-urban trains depart.. Atlast caught a train reached Minjur safely...

Catching and travelling in electric trains are always interesting.. It is the place where I started liking some old songs, which blind people sing and ask for help.... I am humming the song "koduthathellam koduththaar athu yaarukkaga koduthaar...." and closing this....

A rose between two thorns

[Jinnah, Louis Mountbatten, Edwina Mountbatten].

Their meeting had begun with an unhappy gaffe, a gaffe poignantly revealing of the meticulous, calculating Jinnah to whom no gesture could be spontaneous. Realizing he would be photographed with the Mountbattens, Jinnah had carefully memorized a pleasant little line to flatter Edwina Mountbatten, who he was sure would be posed between the Viceroy and himself. "

"Alas, poor Jinnah! It was he and not Edwina who wound up in the middle. But he couldn't help himself. He was programmed like a computer and his carefully rehearsed line just had to come out. 'Ah,' he beamed, 'a rose between two thorns'."



(excerpted from the famous Freedom at Midnight)..

This book is very interesting and is giving a picture what was happening in 1946 - 47...

Some funny Tamil to English translations

Some funny translations that we use in day to day life to show our Peterness.

Bad donkeys, small wall...

Donkey doesnt know camphor smell...

Yesterday rainle grown up mushrooms..

This side, that side is green.

and our peterness continues..

indraya thathuvam

Thennai marathukku keelai kallu kudichchalum
ilaneer nu thaan nenachukkuvanga..

- Kicha, 2000 A.D

3 and Me

Sometime back (after the death of Pramod Mahajan), I received a mail which contained some facts(?) about the role of "3" in Pramod Mahajan's life. One sample is, he died on 3rd of May...

Three, being my favorite number, I started finding how 3 is playing a role in my life.. here are some:

I am the 3rd child for my parents (this might be a reason why 3 became my favorite number...)

I know 3 natural languages and 3 programming languages...

my door number is 7, which has 3 ones in binary.. (ithu konja overnu enakkae thonuthu)..

my date of birth is multiple of 3.

month of birth is also a multiple of 3.

3 big crushes in my life (so far ;-) ).

"tamizh" kku moondrezhuththu, "uyir"ukku moondrezhuththu, intha "kichcha"kkum moondrezhuththu...

me stopping here since I have received a mail saying "3 things in life.... Good one...", me going to read it now..

Tamizh FANaticS

A short conversation...

He: Why you guyz are hesitant to learn our national language, Hindi?

Me: Sorry we cannot help out, that's problem with the government..

He: Hmm, looks like TN Govt has to take some initiatives on this front...

Me: Hey, I meant the Central govt which has declared Hindi as National language,
instead of Tamizh..

He: ?!?!

Me: Udal mannukku uyuil Tamizhukku...

Note: Me is not me.

if (nxtCM == Mr.V)

Tomorrow is election in TN. DMKs are keeping their fingers crossed for something good to happen, this time. Some new parties are emerged in this election. One such political party is under the leadership of Mr.V. People are thinking that he can do many good things to TN. But, IMHO, it will be difficult for him to form a corruption and a successful government. The reason is, DMDK is formed with support of many other minority groups, and for sanctioning something good, he has to get approval from everyone. He cannot form a government better than MKs. (some parties like Lok paritan which is not made from minority and other coalition supports, can definitely make a difference).

Anyways, on a lighter side I could see many a good things will happen if Mr.V becomes CM of TN. (please read it UnSeriously ;-) ).

a) the first thing he will do after becoming CM is, he will go to Pakistan border, and will talk to Paki militants for ten minutes. Every ten minutes from then every militant will start supporting Indianisms.

b) On the way from Kashmir, he will go to Delhi parliament for a Talk with our PM. Mr.V will talk in Tamil only, fortunately APJ will be available for translation. And also, APJ will clarify Mr.V that Tamil is not our national language.

c) will bring Top vidum potti (athaan pambaram) in Olympics. Starring Mr.V jointly with Suganya will represent India.

d) Once in a year, he will take a day off and will go to US for helping NASA engineers. (Note: Even there he will talk in tamil with NASA engineers and of course they will learn Tamil in 24 seconds).

e) For the next 5 years, there will be un-interrupted power supply to whole TN (Narashimha watchers can understand this).

f) High courtle enna judge vanthalum theerpu solrathu namma Mr.V ya thaan irukkum.

g) Last but not the least, we will not get his movies for next 5 years, happaadaa.

I'm afraid that he may say, "tamillae enakku pidikkathae orae vaartha "arasiyal" thaanda, ngggu" after the results.

Anyways, my support is for Amma. Mithavanga ellam chumma.

I am sure that my last two statements will determine the fate of TN for the next 5 yrs.

Is it a bad day?

Yesterday, the longest evening in my life. I was fully tired yesterday, after a trip to coorg on the weekend. I planned to leave early in the evening, at 4:00 PM. My cell phone was not functioning properly for the past couple of weeks, so I decided to go to a nokia service centre, which is on the way to my house. and also near to Christ college, who will miss the fun of parking vehicle near christ college and roaming there.

The nokia centre was crowded and I registered my name. I was waiting there for half an hour and later asked the receptionist, when will be my turn? After hearing that it will take atleast an hour, I decided to come back to office and started back to the nokia centre by 5:30 PM. I got my turn soon after that.

Nokia rep: sir, what problem do you have with your phone?

Me: If i speak, the person on the other side is not able to hear the voice,
and sometimes my keys locks.. (and I showed my fone).

N: (after looking at my phone) we cannot do any upgrade on your phone,
but you can give for service.

Me: Ok. (that why iam here.)

N: if your phone has any component fault then we cannot fix it, you may need to go
to infantry road.

Me: then, what else will you do?

N: we will clean your phone, keypads etc.. and see whether it will work.
(phone clean panrathukku oru service centreaa?)

N: and you have to pay 50 bucks for it, if it works.

Me: hmm, 50 Rs for cleaning the phone.. (Which I could have very well done in my house :-().

N: one more thing, your phone may get dead!

Me: why?

N: one in 1000 cases it will go dead, but I am sure it will not happen to you
(it looked like as if she was keeping track of the count ;-), and why did she told me when she is sure? ).

Me: Ok.

N: one more thing, you may lose your taata?

Me: taatava? which taata?

N: taata sir taata.

Me: oh, datava. I am fine. (In fact, i was very desperate to repair it).

N: your name?

Me: I told.

N: can you please spell it?

Me: K.r.i.s.h.n.a r.a.m.

N: ok sir, please sign here.

Me: after looking at the sheet, "hello my name is not rao, but Ram".. (naama andrha meals saaptu valarnthathu avalukku eppadi thaan therinjatho?).

N: ok sir, please wait outside, I will calll you.

After 10 mins, she came and told my phone cannot be repaired. and asked me to collect the same from "dispatch counter" after 10 mins. It was 5:50, and I was feeling hungry by that time and decided to go to a Sagar nearby. I was back to the centre by 6:05 and the security did not let me in, since their working hours is till 6:00. I was not able to convince him, but he convinced me very well and asked me come tomorrow. With disappointment, I came outside.

I was surprised to see my vehicle missing from the platform. Panic. Later the security told the police ppl have towed my vehicle and asked me to go to koramangala police stattion.

after withdrawing some cash from ATM, I went to an auto fellow for koramangal police station. He did not look like a tamil guy (i thought it was the time to improve my hindi) and...:

Me: Koramangala police station aaghaya? (hey I tried to mean aayegha.. but my poorness..)

He: (laughed, but understand what I tried to ask him), sir, koramangala police station nahe aayegha, humae uthar jaana hain..

Me: I smiled and got into the auto.

HE: sir, which language you are? (he asked me in English, and he is good in English also.).

Me: Tamizh.

He: tamilaaa, enakkum tamil theriyum sir.

Me: neenga adichcha jokku, oru tamil padathula yaerkanavae vanthathu thaane..

He: he he, aaman sir. neenga ethukku police station poreenga?

Me: ennoda vehiclai kadamai thavaratha police kaaranunga thookittu poyitaanga..

He: oh, athukku neenga Adugudi police station ponum, inga illai.

Me: seri, angayae vudunga...

He: Ok, talk to the police guyz in tamil/kannada, and tell him that you are unemployedd...(Etc, ippadi naraya advicee.., namma neram theriyaama romba advice pantaaru).

later he told he is doing part time BCom, and he is planning to join BPO/call center after couple of months. a good aspiring student :-). he dropped me at the police station. my friend joined me there and we waited there for an hour or so.. after an hour, the police waala came and told my vehicle would be in madiwala police station..

again took an auto to madiwala police station and found my vehicle. ended up paying 500 bucks (300 for fine + 200 bribe for my expired pollution control certificate). :-((. after I told that I am unemployed, new to the place etc, I got 50 bucks back. :-). later watched a detective movie from mamutty and went to bed. the dreams were bad. I was playing chess with my friend, because of that I was missing my exams, later losing the chess game...(I got many a different interpretations for the same)..

Today, I went to the service centre and got my phone back. She did not ask for 50 bucks, since they thought my phone is not repaired and the good news is my phone is working fine now. They are the real experts in cleaning the phone..Surprisinlgy, they do the same for most of the customers. Looks like fixing in hardware is simpler than in software ;-).

Google Analytics

Analytics. I think this is a very recent product from Google. This can be used for analyzing a website. Basically, for collecting statistics like ppl visiting the website, their region etc. And does analysis on the data collecting and displays in kicha-friendly format.

www.google.com/analytics

First you may need to request for an ID. Once Google gets a free slot you, it will give you a script which should be added to your website. I got one such and have added to my blog. It may take a while for getting one.

It looks like lots of people around the world are looking through my blog :-).

here are some region:

Santa Clara, Bangalore, Madras, Bombay, Scottsdale, Warwick, Muenchen, Winchester,
Saint Louis, Vishakhapatnam, Sedgwick, Bhopal, Raleigh, Walldorf, East Hartford, and the list is big. (In fact, I dont know most of the cities, where they are located. anyways, thanks for all of your visits!).

Do you wonder how google gets city location? It has become very easy to track an IP Address. We can easily find upto the granularity of ISP and also it's location.

Look at http://www.dnsstuff.com/.

Open this page, you will get where you are, at the top right corner of the page!

Software engineer and Indian Politics

As TN election is nearing, situation is becoming HOT in TN. I was chatting with my friend who is doing his MS in germany. He is bit curious to know about the happenings in TN. I told him about the "balti"(/somersault? ;-)) of vaiko. We were discussing how shitty the politics is.

Actually, I did not find much difference between politics and our corporate life.

I can tell many of the incidents that happens in day-to-day life of a soft engineer, (which can be easily correlated to politics).

00) during interviews: HR asks, "why do you want to join our company?" (this is mostly posted to freshers). then the candidate will start saying that "i have gone through your company website, and i found my frequency of thoughts are inline with the goals of the company"... or some crap like this. everyone knows what that guy will do after a year. put his papers....

01) the most funny part is: guys coming back to the same company. in exit interviews, the same HR will ask, "why do you want to leave our company?".. and the candidate says , "the pay is not good, i do not foresee, much growth in this org." etc.. I know many guys returned back to the same organization working in some other company for 6 or more months.. the corporates accept those candidates, also. the worst part is, the package will be more than what he would have got if he has continued his career...

10) Non-co-operative movement (as what Gandhi Ji did). happens particularly between the US team and the indian counterparts.

10) heights of politics in giving promotions, salary hikes, US trips, etc..

I do not see differences between a software engineer life and politics.

Joy of working in a small company!

It has been 15 months since I joined this networking company, a Santa clara based. The company as such is a small one, and we were claiming ourselves to be pioneer in metro-ethernet.

Now, it has got acquired by a Telecom giant and a fortune 500. Going back to a huge organization, again. I felt really great and happy working in the small company. Besides some minor disadvantages, I have seen lots of advantages. a few are:

a) clear visibility to the top management.
b) great responsibilities on my shoulders! believe me, I was responsible for three components, and I did significant contribution on all.
c) flat hierarchy and more transparency than bigger companies. (I assume, this would be the case in all the companies).
d) and good work pressue.

and more flexibilities like not wearing badges, going in short pants etc ;-).

the only sad part is no one knows about the company. particularly, it becomes difficult to face relatives. once in my native place, i met one of my relatives.
my mom introduced me to him and she said I work in bangalore. and my relative immediately asked, "oh, are you working in wipro?"... (I dont know how people conclude that Wipro is the only company in bangalore, or is it that his sone is working in wipro?). I said "no, but in Company X". he asked, (just like that), how much you would be drawing, around 50K? First I was shocked to hear the way he asked and also about the figures.. later, I told I am drawing some decent salary, which is more than sufficient for my daily needs... his face became red...

anyways, I love working in small companies, not sure whether I will get a chance in future! Happy working.

Oviyaas

This post is dedicated to the works of oviyaas. Wow, the oil paintings are too good. All the work is from the artist Thangapandi. Actually, he is a good friend of mine. We did our graduation from the same college.

Posting my favorite here:

Looks interesting right? Those who are interested can look at his gallery at www.oviyaas.com.(http://www.oviyaas.com/gallery.html). He is totally dedicated to painting, by profession. So feel free to contact him for business.

Election

Next election is nearing and lots of campaigning have started in TVs, newspapers.. I do not know much about politics, and I have decided learn it from this election. So, I have started analyzing leaders and their parties. I have decided to post few of the funny things about our politicians, how crazy they can go while compaigning.

This post is dedicated to Swamy (CM J kae kannula verala vittu aatirukkaru!). There is a rumor that Swamy has promised the following during his last campaign in madurai.

1) will bring beach in Madurai (motha Vaigaila thanni konduvarattum!)
2) will make the madurai airport as International
3) will support the growth of sourastra community (he claimed that he has close relationships with sourastrians. actually, his wife's grandpa's father in law is from saurastra ;-) ).

Believe me, this guy has potential to dissolve any government :-).

Vijayakanth is next in my list, keep your fingers crossed...

Valentine's day activities: a summary

Today evening I was chatting with my friend. Here is snip of the chat (hope he does not mind).

my friend: hi da machi
me: hello
my friend: epdida irunthuchu valentine's day? (valentine's day kaisae tha?, learning hindi these days!)
me: lots of proposals da
my friend: wow!
me: and I rejected all of those, as usual ;-)...

the conversation continued and we ended with discussing the differences between a project and a product (ippdi iruntha namma ennaikku urupudrathu?!).

Ok, coming to the point, I know that most of the fellow bloggers are very much eager to know what I did on this day!

Here you go!

7:30 AM: I woke up, and my friend prepared a good tea for me.

10:00 AM: Came to office. My box has got crashed. Later IT folks rectified it. Checked my mails and had morning tea!

10:30 AM: the most expected activity started. I was browsing through 123greetings.com and other greetings website to find a suitable greeting card for a suitable person. Later did not find any thing good after 1 hour of browsing! (projectae ennanu theriyathu, athukkulae code adikka aarambichittaen ;-) )

12:30 PM: Went to Forum for lunch with my friends whose thinking are in the same frequency as mine (I mean, they are loners like me).

5:30 PM: I planned to participate in Anti-valentine's procession near palace grounds (initiated by shiva's senas), though, my intention is different from them. Later sat in office listening to music.

7:30 PM: planning to go home early, to watch Top ten in Sun TV.

juz' another Valentine's day!

Do girls drive smart?

Hmm, long time no post! Juz because I did not find any topic interesting to post!

Yesterday, I did not have work in office (dont take it literally, ;-) ). So I decided to leave early (6;00 PM, its my early time from office). I was driving back home by my street hawk (athan, namma ooru vandi splendor). my house is 10 KMS from office. (1 KM is 0.6 mile). Usually I prefer to stay as much away as possible from office. I am not a rash driver and the avg speed of my vehicle will always be 40 KM. I need not explain the busy traffic in Bangalore during peak hours.(In fact, 8:00 AM to 8:00 PM is the peak hour in Bangalore, and you will be definitely caught in traffic jam during this time).

In the busy traffic I saw a gentle-lady overtook me and was driving fast and rash. She was not wearing helmet. I have seen many young girls driving rash and fast both in chennai and bangalore. But hardly heard a case where in they met accidents. Why I always hear news like Youth met with an accident, where "youth" will always be "he", not "she". Or guys sacrifice and save girls from accident? Do girls drive smart (even without helmets and @ high speeds)?

Dog Bite

[Warning: This post is more tamilian friendly. For others, reading this post will be injurious to your mental health].

These days I am receiving lots of mails with "kadi" jokes, thathuvams...Some are interesting, but most of them are THE real kadis, it irritates and will make us mad soon. suddenaa enakkum antha maaari kadi thathuvams podanumnu aasai vanthuruchu (saddist ;-)). Here, I am writing my own kadis... Ennoda "sense of kadiness"ai konjam thoosi thaatirukkaen. ensoi(?) pannunga..

உடம்பு சரி இல்லைன்னா Glucose எத்துவாங்க, ஆனா Glucose சரியில்லைன்னா உடம்பு எத்த முடியது. கடைக்காரன்ட்ட தான் போனும்.

ஓரு "ஆண்"னால "ஆண்"லைன்னா(online) இருக்க முடியும், ஆனா ஒரு பெண்ணால "பெண்"லைனா இருக்க முடியுமா?

"Fan" சுத்தினா காத்து வரும், ஆனா தலை சுத்தினா வாந்தி தான் வரும்

என்னதான் இருந்தாலும், ஒரு ஆண் "penguin"ஐ "penguin"ன்னு தான் கூப்பிடனும், "ஆண் கிங்"னு கூப்பிட முடியாது.

கண்ணாடியை மூக்குல போட்டா மூக்கு கன்னாடி ஆகும், ஆனா அதை தரையில போட்டா "தரை கண்ணாடி ஆகாது"..

Last but not the least,

"Kicha di"ன்னு சொன்னா Kicha வர்றான்னு அர்த்தம், "Kichadi"ன்னு சொன்னா "kichadi" வருதுன்னு அர்த்தம் கிடையாது..

இனிமே எவனாச்சும் கடி "mails" அனுப்பட்டும் பார்துக்குரேன்...

For those who dont get tamil fonts, here is the transliterated version (No one can escape from me and this post;-))

udambu sari illainnaa Glucose eththuvaangga, aana Glucose sariyillainnA udambu eththa mudiyathu. kadaikkaarantta thaan pOnum

Oru "AN"naala "AN"lainaa(online) irukka mudiyum, Anaa oru peNNAla "peN"lainaa irukka mudiyumaa?

Fan suththinaa kaaththu varum, aanaa thalai suththinaa vaanthi thaan varum

ennathaan irunthaalum, oru AN penguinai penguinnu thaan kUppidanum, "aaN king"nu kUppida mudiyaathu.

kaNNAdiyai mUkkula pOttA mUkku kannaadi aagum, aana athai tharaiyila pOttaa "tharai kaNNAdi aagaathu"..

Last but not the least,

"Kicha da"nnu sonnA "kichadi" varRAnnu arththam, "kichadi"nnu sonnA "kichadi" varuthunnu arththam kidaiyaathu..

inimE evanAchchum kadi "mail" anuppattum paarthukkurEn...